Quotes by Alan King

Alan King

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

Fun

Want

Weapons

Banks have a new image. Now you have ‘a friend,’ your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

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Marriage

Witty

Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We’re reflections. It’s a distorted mirror in the fun house. We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.

Fun

Mirrors

Reflection

Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex, it’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.

Food

Fun

Sex

Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore’s program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.

Firsts

Program

Tvs

I had a sympathetic role in ‘thirtysomething,’ and in two weeks I’m going to do the role again. But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun. Villains are a ball. People have been laughing at me for 50 years, so I love to sit in the back of the theater and listen to them hate me.

Fun

Hate

Years

I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.

Kitchen

Mother

Rooms

I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.

Bigs

Comedy

Thinking

I was a high school throw-out.

High School

School

I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.

Armor

Suits

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Quotes by Alan King

Alan King

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

Banks have a new image. Now you have ‘a friend,’ your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing. We set no styles, no standards. We’re reflections. It’s a distorted mirror in the fun house. We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.

Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex, it’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.

Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore’s program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.

I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.

I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.

I was a high school throw-out.

I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.

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