Quotes by Alexander Woollcott

Alexander Woollcott

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Fattening

Illegal

Illegal Things

At 83, George Bernard Shaw’s mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else’s.

Bernard Shaw

Mind

Used

Babies in silk hats playing with dynamite.

Baby

Government

Hats

Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.

Chicago

Cities

Germany

I count it a high honor to belong to a profession in which the good men write every paragraph, every sentence, every line, as lovingly as any Addison or Steele, and do so in full regard that by tomorrow it will have been burned, or used, if at all, to line a shelf.

Good Man

Men

Writing

I’m tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn’t work. Of course it doesn’t work. We are supposed to work it.

Democracy

Government

Tired

It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!

Chance

Doorways

Likes

Los Angeles is seven suburbs in search of a city.

Cities

Los Angeles

Seven

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing.

Funny

Insperational

Time

Nothing risque, nothing gained.

Risque

Sex

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Quotes by Alexander Woollcott

Alexander Woollcott

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

At 83, George Bernard Shaw’s mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else’s.

Babies in silk hats playing with dynamite.

Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.

I count it a high honor to belong to a profession in which the good men write every paragraph, every sentence, every line, as lovingly as any Addison or Steele, and do so in full regard that by tomorrow it will have been burned, or used, if at all, to line a shelf.

I’m tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn’t work. Of course it doesn’t work. We are supposed to work it.

It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!

Los Angeles is seven suburbs in search of a city.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing.

Nothing risque, nothing gained.

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