Quotes by Ben Elton

Ben Elton

And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.

Beef

Pudding

Signatures

Artists don’t create society, they reflect it

Artist

For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Kentucky

Night

Past

I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.

Half

Mother

Race

I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.

Book

Brother

Writing

I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.

Celebration

Losing

World

I see dull people as projects … to be reformed

Dull

People

Projects

I’m easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.

Criticism

Easy

Inspiring

If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.

Love

Memorable

People

Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.

Blood

Heart

Men

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Beef

Believe

Blood

Book

Brother

Celebration

Criticism

Done

Dull

Easy

Feelings

Firsts

Groups

Half

Heart

Hippie

Ignorance

Inspiring

Kentucky

Keys

Lasts

Leader

Littles

Looks

Losing

Love

Made

Memorable

Men

Mother

Night

Opera

Opposites

Past

People

Projects

Psychology

Pudding

Race

Self

Signatures

Special

Sympathy

Thinking

Trying

Violence

Want

World

Writing

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Quotes by Ben Elton

Ben Elton

And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.

Artists don’t create society, they reflect it

For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.

I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.

I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.

I see dull people as projects … to be reformed

I’m easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.

If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.

Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.

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