Quotes by Billy Crystal

Billy Crystal

I didn’t rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.

Children

Rebel

Teenager

I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.

Fifth Grade

Growing

Height

I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.

Clip

Dream

Soap

I love doing it [hosting the Oscars] because I love the danger of it and you have to come through and think on your feet. That’s why that show, no matter who hosts it, it really should be a fast-thinking comedian who is really quick on their feet that can handle situations that happen, or somebody with that kind of mentality that can capitalize on something.

Comedian

Feet

Thinking

I think I’ve far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I’m almost shocked that I’m still around after all of these years . . . and always grateful that I get another turn to do something.

Grateful

Thinking

Years

I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.

Baseball

Mitzvah

Oklahoma

I was introducing [director and producer] Hal Roach – Mr. Roach was 100 years old, he was one of the fathers of early days in films, he put Laurel with Hardy, he created the Our Gang kids, and all these silent movies he did – he was a giant.

Father

Kids

Years

I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby – I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.

Baby

Night

Sleep

I’m going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I’ve been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while.

Grandpa

Long

Waiting

I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.

Caught

Limits

Married

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Art

Ashes

Baby

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Being Single

Book

Brother

Care

Caught

Change

Children

Clip

Clothes

Comedian

Comedy

Criticism

Dad

Differences

Dream

Easter

Father

Feet

Fifth Grade

Football

Friday

Fun

Funny Sex

Games

Ghouls

Giving Up

Golden

Government

Grandchildren

Grandpa

Grandparent

Grateful

Growing

Guidance

Hands

Height

If I Could

Ifs

Inspiration

Inspirational

Jazz

Jesus

Kids

Laughing

Life

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Quotes by Billy Crystal

Billy Crystal

I didn’t rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.

I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.

I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.

I think I’ve far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I’m almost shocked that I’m still around after all of these years . . . and always grateful that I get another turn to do something.

I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.

I was introducing [director and producer] Hal Roach – Mr. Roach was 100 years old, he was one of the fathers of early days in films, he put Laurel with Hardy, he created the Our Gang kids, and all these silent movies he did – he was a giant.

I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby – I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.

I’m going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I’ve been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while.

I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.

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