Quotes by Cynthia Heimel

Cynthia Heimel

[On peanut M&Ms:] It is the eggness of them. A shell, chocolate placenta, proteiny peanut baby. Life shape, birth shape, cell shape, protoplasmic-ooze shape. A shape that calls straight through civilization to our reptilian brains.

Baby

Cells

Food

A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk.

Comedian

Comedy

Demon

Contrary to popular cable TV-induced opinion, aerobics have nothing to do with squeezing our body into hideous shiny Spandex, grinning like a deranged orangutan, and doing cretinous steps to debauched disco music.

Cable Tv

Disco Music

Fitness

Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other.

Dog

Needs

We Need Each Other

Dogs are us, only innocent.

Dog

Innocent

Pet

Homework, root canals, and deadlines are the important things in life, and only when we have these major dramas taken care of can we presume to look at the larger questions.

Drama

Roots

Taken

I remember the day we were hanging around the band’s commune and Roger came in with the press kit for a rock band (Moby Grape) any of us had ever seen. It looked psychedelic, yet it was done by ad people. I believe the word “hype” was coined on that very day.

Believe

Humorous

Rocks

In New York we have streets exploding and innocent Buddhist girls being stabbed in the neck and cabdrivers refusing to help her. If we happen into a nightclub by mistake, when we leave the doorman will be lying in the street surrounded by police.

Buddhist

Funny

Girl

it is a shoe designer’s job to be a year ahead of our collective unconscious.

Collective Unconscious

Jobs

Years

It seems to me, correct me if I’m wrong, that there are an awful lot of people in Manhattan. And it’s getting worse.

Awful

Manhattan

People

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April Fools

Awful

Baby

Believe

Body

Buddhist

Cable Tv

Car

Cells

Church

Cities

Clean

Collective Unconscious

Columnists

Comedian

Comedy

Country

Cynical

Demon

Disco Music

Dog

Doubt

Drama

Excited

Feelings

Fitness

Food

Fools Day

Forever

Frightened

Funny

Girl

Groups

Home

Humorous

Innocent

Inspirational

Jobs

Kitchen

Life

Lingerie

Lone

Manhattan

Media

Men

Mind

Muse

Musical

Needs

Obese

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Quotes by Cynthia Heimel

Cynthia Heimel

[On peanut M&Ms:] It is the eggness of them. A shell, chocolate placenta, proteiny peanut baby. Life shape, birth shape, cell shape, protoplasmic-ooze shape. A shape that calls straight through civilization to our reptilian brains.

A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk.

Contrary to popular cable TV-induced opinion, aerobics have nothing to do with squeezing our body into hideous shiny Spandex, grinning like a deranged orangutan, and doing cretinous steps to debauched disco music.

Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other.

Dogs are us, only innocent.

Homework, root canals, and deadlines are the important things in life, and only when we have these major dramas taken care of can we presume to look at the larger questions.

I remember the day we were hanging around the band’s commune and Roger came in with the press kit for a rock band (Moby Grape) any of us had ever seen. It looked psychedelic, yet it was done by ad people. I believe the word “hype” was coined on that very day.

In New York we have streets exploding and innocent Buddhist girls being stabbed in the neck and cabdrivers refusing to help her. If we happen into a nightclub by mistake, when we leave the doorman will be lying in the street surrounded by police.

it is a shoe designer’s job to be a year ahead of our collective unconscious.

It seems to me, correct me if I’m wrong, that there are an awful lot of people in Manhattan. And it’s getting worse.

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