Quotes by George Lopez

George Lopez

An animal has to suffer for us old-school Latinos to get what we want.

Animal

School

Suffering

As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America – not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a better life. That’s kind of how this country was founded and the history of this country.

America

Country

People

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

Down And

Hands

Night

Everything we play when we are growing up, is team related. In this game (of golf) you can find all the answers yourself. You don’t need to throw the ball in the air and play catch with yourself. You get a bucket of balls and go out there with your clubs, and you hit and learn and you get better. And there’s no top.

Golf

Growing Up

Team

Finally there is someone that you can invest in that looks like you, speaks like you, relates to things you relate to, and make our culture okay to talk about.

Culture

Looks

Speak

From now on, we’re home schooling you. Whatever we don’t know, you don’t know. When did the Korean War start? I don’t know, and neither do you!

Funny

Home

War

I actually graze at several of the homes while Im playing. There a lot of food going on. I drink and eat and use the restrooms in a lot of the houses. What better way to really get closer to the fans than to steal their soap from the restrooms as they allow you to enter their homes?

Fans

Home

House

I didn’t come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

Couple

Fighting

Uncles

I have dogs in my house and much like teenagers at some point, they leave the parents. Even though they’re in the same house, they live independently. I think that’s how I live with the Chihuahuas.

Dog

Teenager

Thinking

I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.

People

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America

Animal

Answering Questions

Bags

Beach

Believe

Beverly Hills

Birth

Black And White

Bob

Certificates

Cinema

Clothes

Comedy

Commitment

Country

Couple

Culture

Dog

Down And

Dream

Drinking

Enemy

Ethnicity

Fans

Feet

Fighting

Firsts

Funny

Golf

Grandmother

Groups

Growing Up

Gum

Hands

Helping

Home

Honor

House

Humor

Ignorance

Interviews

Issues

Jobs

June

Laughing

Laughing So Hard

Laughter

Legends

Lonely

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Quotes by George Lopez

George Lopez

An animal has to suffer for us old-school Latinos to get what we want.

As Latinos, you want [people] to come to America – not necessarily Latinos, but [anyone who wants] to come here for a better life. That’s kind of how this country was founded and the history of this country.

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

Finally there is someone that you can invest in that looks like you, speaks like you, relates to things you relate to, and make our culture okay to talk about.

From now on, we’re home schooling you. Whatever we don’t know, you don’t know. When did the Korean War start? I don’t know, and neither do you!

I actually graze at several of the homes while Im playing. There a lot of food going on. I drink and eat and use the restrooms in a lot of the houses. What better way to really get closer to the fans than to steal their soap from the restrooms as they allow you to enter their homes?

I didn’t come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

I have dogs in my house and much like teenagers at some point, they leave the parents. Even though they’re in the same house, they live independently. I think that’s how I live with the Chihuahuas.

I never realized I could love people as much as I do now.

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