Quotes by Gordon Korman

Gordon Korman

Who’s that new guy with the snooty accent who came out and talked to the police?” Evan persisted. “He looks like some kind of male model.” “That’s just my cousin Ian,” Amy explained. “Not much of a family resemblance,” Evan noted sourly. “He’s like a twenty-fifth cousin, ten times removed.” Evan was not satisfied.

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Wonderful. What’s the point of throwing a hissy fit without friends and family on hand to hear it?” -Amy Cahill

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Yeah!” shouted Jonah, twirling the much larger Hamilton around the restaurant in a victory dance. The other diners watched in amazement. This wild display was hardly the public image of the too-cool-for-school Jonah Wizard. “What’s the matter?” Hamilton challenged. “Haven’t you ever seen a happy rapper before?

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Victory

You don’t get Billie Joe Armstrong’s autograph on your forehead without following your instincts.

Armstrong

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You two have to promise to be careful!” Sinead handed Amy a small plastic bag. “I made you a going-away present–a high-powered miniature smoke bomb. Could come in handy against the Vespers. It works with knockout gas, so I tossed in a couple of breathing filters.” “That’s the Cahill equivalent of a Hallmark moment,” Dan observed. “A smoke bomb. When you care enough to send the very best–explosives.” “I’m not a flowers-and-candy kind of girl,” Sinead informed him.

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Quotes by Gordon Korman

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Wonderful. What’s the point of throwing a hissy fit without friends and family on hand to hear it?” -Amy Cahill

You don’t get Billie Joe Armstrong’s autograph on your forehead without following your instincts.

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