Quotes by Jason Bateman

Jason Bateman

A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it.

Comedy

Important

Needs

Acting is just playing the violin in an orchestra. Directing is being the conductor.

Acting

Orchestra

Violin

And I’ve always loved commercials. I like working out how to organically weave a brand’s message into the writing process. It’s like an improv show, where comics ask the audience to throw out a word and a skit is built around it.

Messages

Work Out

Writing

As an actor, you get hired for what you last did. And I guess it just becomes your choice or obligation to do different things.

Actors

Choices

Different

As an actor, you only get to work 15 minutes an hour; as a director you’re fully immersed. It’s incredibly more complex and challenging and I love it. I’m sort of a glutton for work and to direct something that I’m acting in feeds the vein.

Acting

Challenges

Directors

By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy.

Gay

Inspirational

Smart

Directing a movie is the greatest job in the world. I could not be more envious of the guys who get to do it all the time.

Guy

Jobs

World

Guys like Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Sacha Baron Cohen, they do things you love to watch. I like to do the other half.

Guy

Half

Watches

I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don’t mind being swaddled either, on occasion.

Diapers

Mind

Occasions

I became an adult before I had a kid, which I highly recommend. I just like to throw her around. She’s a really good snuggler, and she likes to give kisses and hugs.

Giving

Kids

Kissing

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Acting

Actors

Appreciate

Arms

Attitude

Balls

Bed

Buttons

Cameras

Careers

Challenges

Chance

Character

Choices

Christian

Cities

Color

Comedy

Comforting

Communication

Crazy

Dad

Diapers

Different

Directors

Doing Me

Done

Doors

Everyday

Fans

Figures

Film

Fit

Frustrated

Fun

Garden

Gay

Girl

Girlfriend

Giving

Goal

Gray

Growing Up

Guy

Hale

Half

Hands

Hard Work

Herbs

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Quotes by Jason Bateman

Jason Bateman

A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it.

Acting is just playing the violin in an orchestra. Directing is being the conductor.

And I’ve always loved commercials. I like working out how to organically weave a brand’s message into the writing process. It’s like an improv show, where comics ask the audience to throw out a word and a skit is built around it.

As an actor, you get hired for what you last did. And I guess it just becomes your choice or obligation to do different things.

As an actor, you only get to work 15 minutes an hour; as a director you’re fully immersed. It’s incredibly more complex and challenging and I love it. I’m sort of a glutton for work and to direct something that I’m acting in feeds the vein.

By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy.

Directing a movie is the greatest job in the world. I could not be more envious of the guys who get to do it all the time.

Guys like Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Sacha Baron Cohen, they do things you love to watch. I like to do the other half.

I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don’t mind being swaddled either, on occasion.

I became an adult before I had a kid, which I highly recommend. I just like to throw her around. She’s a really good snuggler, and she likes to give kisses and hugs.

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