Quotes by Jay London

Jay London

A guy gave me a job at an information booth – no questions asked.

Jobs

Laughing

Work

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

Opportunity

Rocks

Window

After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride… it’s not much but at least I have my pride.

Nicknames

Pride

Years

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

Knows

Today

Tomorrow

His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.

Dog

Fighting

Rebellion

I don’t need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

Identity

Needs

Worry

I model irregular clothing.

Clothings

Models

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

Dating

Girl

Weather

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights

Funny

Life

Witty

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don’t worry it’s not the end of the world.

Nuclear

World

Worry

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Book

Boyfriend

Casting

Causes

Cheese

Cheesy

Clothings

Clouds

Cockroaches

Dating

Doctors

Dog

Drug

Euthanasia

Fall

Father

Fighting

Fit

Fourth

Funny

Girl

Girlfriend

Giving

Guy

Hands

Hilarious

Home

Hug

Identity

Jobs

Knows

Laughing

Life

Lonely

Loss

May

Medical

Might

Military

Models

Needs

Nice

Nicknames

Nuclear

Opportunity

People

Personality

Pride

Rebellion

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Quotes by Jay London

Jay London

A guy gave me a job at an information booth – no questions asked.

A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride… it’s not much but at least I have my pride.

Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

His puppyhood was a period of foolish rebellion. He was always worsted, but he fought back because it was his nature to fight back. And he was unconquerable.

I don’t need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

I model irregular clothing.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don’t worry it’s not the end of the world.

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