Quotes by Jeff Dunham

Jeff Dunham

Most people when they have autobiographies, they’re not autobiographies, they’re biographies written by a ghost writer.

Biographies

Ghost

People

My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto the tour bus with me once or twice a year so they can watch the performances and hear the crowds. Traveling with eighty-something-year-olds on a tour bus… there has to be some sort of reality show in that.

Father

Mother

Reality

On weekends when everybody would go to the football games, I would be getting on a plane or driving my car across the state or across the country to go do a show somewhere and yeah so, I never thought of doing anything else.

Country

Football

Weekend

Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight it or embrace it.

Comedy

Fighting

Tape

The best place to find material is in real life. I’ve always maintained that it’s not until the mid-20s that you have enough of a life to draw from. There’s nothing better for a comic than to go through some bad stuff – and some good stuff, like getting married.

Married

Real

Stuff

The kids who come backstage that have cancer or whatever, make them laugh and smile for a little while, what’s the problem with that? There isn’t any.

Cancer

Kids

Laughing

The only way a ventriloquist speaks differently is that he forgoes using his or her lips, and learns to reproduce sounds using the tongue, upper palate, and teeth only. Those ‘difficult’ letters are B, F, M, P, V, W, and Y.

Letters

Sound

Teeth

The roadwork is just rehearsal for that DVD you’re going to film a year later.

Dvds

Rehearsal

Years

There’s no real formula for doing it, it’s either just living life and writing down a joke you think of in the middle of the day and then pieces those together later.

Live Life

Real

Writing

There’s nothing better for a comedian than adversity.

Adversity

Comedian

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Adversity

Answers

Art

Artist

Aspect

Beach

Believe

Biographies

Blue

Bones

Book

Boys

Cancer

Chalk

Character

Children

Christian

Christmas

College

Color

Comedian

Comedy

Communication

Country

Couple

Dark

Dirty

Doe

Dog

Drunk

Dui

Dvds

Events

Facts

Father

Fifteen

Fighting

Filters

Football

Games

Geek

Ghost

Girl

Growing Up

Guy

Hate

Humans

Husband

Jobs

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Quotes by Jeff Dunham

Jeff Dunham

Most people when they have autobiographies, they’re not autobiographies, they’re biographies written by a ghost writer.

On weekends when everybody would go to the football games, I would be getting on a plane or driving my car across the state or across the country to go do a show somewhere and yeah so, I never thought of doing anything else.

Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight it or embrace it.

The best place to find material is in real life. I’ve always maintained that it’s not until the mid-20s that you have enough of a life to draw from. There’s nothing better for a comic than to go through some bad stuff – and some good stuff, like getting married.

The kids who come backstage that have cancer or whatever, make them laugh and smile for a little while, what’s the problem with that? There isn’t any.

The only way a ventriloquist speaks differently is that he forgoes using his or her lips, and learns to reproduce sounds using the tongue, upper palate, and teeth only. Those ‘difficult’ letters are B, F, M, P, V, W, and Y.

The roadwork is just rehearsal for that DVD you’re going to film a year later.

There’s no real formula for doing it, it’s either just living life and writing down a joke you think of in the middle of the day and then pieces those together later.

There’s nothing better for a comedian than adversity.

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