Quotes by Joy Behar

Joy Behar

A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that.

Choices

Growing Up

Thinking

As Socrates I believe said the unexamined life is not worth living. I believe that’s true. I do believe that.

Believe

Life Is

Said

Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny.

Mean

Stupid

Thinking

He’s a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.

Terrorist

I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.

Comfortable

Fighting

I don’t want to do just a liberal show.

Shows

Want

I have a friend who actually told me that she’d rather be dead than be fat. This is a woman who, if I order a sandwich at lunch, she’ll order a salad. If I order a salad, she’ll order half a cantaloupe. If I order half a cantaloupe, she’ll order a cup of coffee. This bizarre contest continues until she’s down to sucking on a mint-flavored toothpick. At this rate, her preference for dying over being fat could be a reality sooner than she thinks.

Coffee

Reality

Thinking

I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don’t organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos.

Confusion

Creative

Stress

I read the ‘New York Times’, I read ‘The Nation’, I read ‘Newsweek’, I read ‘Time Magazine’, I read ‘Politico’, I read ‘Mediaite’. This is what I do! I read every day, I have interests, I’m like everybody out there who’s watching, who’s out there watching, you know?

Interest

Magazines

New York

I think it’s interesting to me to talk to people who don’t agree with me all the time.

Interesting

People

Thinking

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Believe

Bills

Black

Care

Chinese

Choices

Coffee

Comedian

Comfortable

Confusion

Country

Creative

Daughter

Different

Fighting

Flower

Growing Up

House

Interest

Interesting

Killing

Life Is

Looks

Magazines

Mama

Mean

Men

Microphones

Mother

New York

Party

People

Presses

Reality

Restaurants

Said

Sex

Shows

Skinny

Stress

Stupid

Talking

Television

Terrorist

Thinking

Three

Voting

Want

Weight

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Quotes by Joy Behar

Joy Behar

A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that.

As Socrates I believe said the unexamined life is not worth living. I believe that’s true. I do believe that.

Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny.

He’s a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.

I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.

I don’t want to do just a liberal show.

I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don’t organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos.

I read the ‘New York Times’, I read ‘The Nation’, I read ‘Newsweek’, I read ‘Time Magazine’, I read ‘Politico’, I read ‘Mediaite’. This is what I do! I read every day, I have interests, I’m like everybody out there who’s watching, who’s out there watching, you know?

I think it’s interesting to me to talk to people who don’t agree with me all the time.

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