Quotes by Leslie Nielsen

Leslie Nielsen

Any sport that comes from Scotland is good!

Hockey

Scotland

Sports

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don’t be a punchline.

Laughing

Loss

Matter

Do your part to silence gossip – don’t repeat it.

Gossip

Repeats

Silence

I don’t think anybody can really sit down and decide that their mission in life is to make people think. I think their mission in life is to leave people alone!

Down And

People

Thinking

I had to weave and play around with a honey bear, you know, and I could wrestle with him a little bit, but there’s no way you can even wrestle a honey bear, let alone a grizzly bear that’s standing ten feet to eleven feet tall! Can you imagine? But it was fascinating to work that close to that kind of animal.

Animal

Feet

Play

I have always loved science fiction. One of my favorite shows is ‘Star Trek.’ I like the trips, where it drops my mind off, because they give you a premise and all of a sudden, you say, ‘Oh!’ and I’m fascinated by it.

Giving

Mind

Stars

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

Basketball

Funny

Sex

I like that kind of ‘straight-faced’ comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.

Comedy

Kind

Outrageous

I love comedy and I hope I never stop doing it.

Comedy

I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.

Eye

Important

Thinking

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Call Me

Chaplin

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Doors

Down And

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Eye

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Firsts

Forget

Found

Frank

Fun

Funny

Giving

God Exists

Golf

Gossip

Guy

Hearing

Heaven

Hell

Hockey

Home

Hurt

Important

Integrity

Jealous

Kind

Laughing

Laughter

Leslie

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Long

Loss

Matter

Mean

Midget

Mind

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Quotes by Leslie Nielsen

Leslie Nielsen

Any sport that comes from Scotland is good!

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don’t be a punchline.

Do your part to silence gossip – don’t repeat it.

I don’t think anybody can really sit down and decide that their mission in life is to make people think. I think their mission in life is to leave people alone!

I have always loved science fiction. One of my favorite shows is ‘Star Trek.’ I like the trips, where it drops my mind off, because they give you a premise and all of a sudden, you say, ‘Oh!’ and I’m fascinated by it.

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

I like that kind of ‘straight-faced’ comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.

I love comedy and I hope I never stop doing it.

I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.

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