Quotes by Maria Bamford

Maria Bamford

Even if you’re disgusting, and everyone is creeped out by you and thinks you’re gross, you know, keep doing what you love!

Doing What You Love

Gross

Thinking

Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God’s sake. There are people creating things just outside your window.

Creating Things

Fun

People

Here’s the Middle East. Here’s the mosque, here’s the church, open the temple, everybody’s MAD!

Church

Mad

Middle East

I express things through characters because I have a fear that my own voice is irritating because thats been said to me.

Character

Said

Voice

I have received more fulfillment and adulation than I would ever know what to do with in terms of show business.

Adulation

Fulfillment

Term

I have trouble watching singers because they are so sincere.

Sincere

Singers

Trouble

I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody’s jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part.

Comedy

Something New

Trying

I like all kinds of comedy. I like comedy that doesn’t talk about real beliefs or serious thoughts, but then I also like the stuff that does. I think it just depends. It’s a completely personal choice.

Choices

Real

Thinking

I would’ve been able to write anything about mental-health crises had I not felt good.

Crisis

Writing

I’m not looking for much, I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, you know, like a job… and the missing half of this golden amulet.

Guy

Jobs

Nice

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Adulation

Anxious

Challenges

Character

Children

Choices

Church

Comedy

Coming Back

Creating Things

Crisis

Cups

Cutting

Distance

Doing What You Love

Family

Fulfillment

Fun

Funny

Grateful

Gross

Guy

Half

Home

Inspirational

Jobs

Mad

Mean

Middle East

Mom

Nice

People

Real

Religious

Rising

Said

San Francisco

Self

Sincere

Singers

Sitting

Something New

Summer

Term

Therapists

Thinking

Time

Time Flies

Trouble

Trying

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Quotes by Maria Bamford

Maria Bamford

Even if you’re disgusting, and everyone is creeped out by you and thinks you’re gross, you know, keep doing what you love!

Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God’s sake. There are people creating things just outside your window.

Here’s the Middle East. Here’s the mosque, here’s the church, open the temple, everybody’s MAD!

I express things through characters because I have a fear that my own voice is irritating because thats been said to me.

I have received more fulfillment and adulation than I would ever know what to do with in terms of show business.

I have trouble watching singers because they are so sincere.

I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody’s jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part.

I like all kinds of comedy. I like comedy that doesn’t talk about real beliefs or serious thoughts, but then I also like the stuff that does. I think it just depends. It’s a completely personal choice.

I would’ve been able to write anything about mental-health crises had I not felt good.

I’m not looking for much, I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, you know, like a job… and the missing half of this golden amulet.

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