Quotes by Marlon Wayans

Marlon Wayans

‘Paranormal 1’ scared me because I didn’t know if it was real or what. ‘Blair Witch’ was kind of scary for the same reason. It takes the voyeur element away and makes you think, ‘Oh crap, this could really happen to me.’

Make You Think

Real

Thinking

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren’t funny, they aren’t laughing. They don’t care who you are.

Laughing

People

Real

Comedy is very hard, but you have to learn the art and science of it.

Art

Art And Science

Comedy

Everyone thinks I’m a comedian – which I am and are. I was born into a comedic family but I’m trained as an actor.

Actors

Comedian

Thinking

f you could cross a lion and a monkey, that’s what I’d be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

Lions

Monkeys

Strong

Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working.

Gym

Humor helps ease the tension of race and the differences in society. If there wasn’t comedy I don’t know if Obama could have ever become president.

Differences

President

Race

I always feel that the best roles are written for white guys.

Guy

Roles

White

I got a man cave. I play my music loud. I bought big speakers because I need to hear music loud.

Men

Needs

Play

I hate cooking. But I do make the candied yams every year at Thanksgiving. And they’re awesome! You could definitely get diabetes and cavities from them, but they’re delicious!

Hate

Yams

Years

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Actors

Art

Art And Science

Believable

Black

Body

Character

Comedian

Comedy

Dedication

Destination

Dialogue

Differences

Directors

Dream

Fence

Fighting

Firsts

Flow

Fun

Gay

Guy

Gym

Hard Work

Hate

Hats

Hitting

Humble

Kings

Laughing

Lions

Make You Think

Men

Missing

Monkeys

Needs

People

Play

President

Race

Real

Roles

School

Skins

Smart

Sound

Strong

Success

Thinking

Vanity

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Quotes by Marlon Wayans

Marlon Wayans

‘Paranormal 1’ scared me because I didn’t know if it was real or what. ‘Blair Witch’ was kind of scary for the same reason. It takes the voyeur element away and makes you think, ‘Oh crap, this could really happen to me.’

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren’t funny, they aren’t laughing. They don’t care who you are.

Comedy is very hard, but you have to learn the art and science of it.

Everyone thinks I’m a comedian – which I am and are. I was born into a comedic family but I’m trained as an actor.

f you could cross a lion and a monkey, that’s what I’d be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working.

Humor helps ease the tension of race and the differences in society. If there wasn’t comedy I don’t know if Obama could have ever become president.

I always feel that the best roles are written for white guys.

I got a man cave. I play my music loud. I bought big speakers because I need to hear music loud.

I hate cooking. But I do make the candied yams every year at Thanksgiving. And they’re awesome! You could definitely get diabetes and cavities from them, but they’re delicious!

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