Quotes by Mike Birbiglia

Mike Birbiglia

A girl offered me E at the club. ‘Have you ever done E?’ ‘I watch E.’

Funny

Girl

Humor

All techniques of comedy are valid and interesting to me.

Comedy

Interesting

Technique

Art is socialism but life is capitalism.

Art

Life Is

Socialism

Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy.

Awkwardness

Comedy

Feelings

Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why they kill you.

Funny

Humor

Strong

Comedy is tragedy plus time, but the time is different for everybody.

Comedy

Different

Tragedy

Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?

Doe

Rhyme

Sharks

Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don’t act out your dreams.

Brain

Dream

Sleep

Essentially, retweets are like laughs.

Laughing

Retweet

Eugene Mirman is the Andy Warhol of comedy. People look to him for what’s next in comedy, and he emails these people back promptly. The Will to Whatevs put me in a great mood because I was laughing out loud. Alone. That’s hard to do.

Laughing

People

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America

Art

Asking Why

Awkward

Awkwardness

Believe

Born

Brain

Challenges

Clever

College

Comedian

Comedy

Computer

Consistency

Couple

Cutting

Dad

Depressing

Different

Disease

Divorce

Doe

Drama

Dream

Education

Falling In Love

Fans

Feelings

Feels

First Impression

Firsts

Fleeting

Fork In The Road

Fun

Funny

Genuine

Girl

Giving

Honest

Humor

Ice Cream

Ideas

Interesting

Issues

Italian

Jobs

Journey

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Quotes by Mike Birbiglia

Mike Birbiglia

A girl offered me E at the club. ‘Have you ever done E?’ ‘I watch E.’

All techniques of comedy are valid and interesting to me.

Art is socialism but life is capitalism.

Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy.

Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why they kill you.

Comedy is tragedy plus time, but the time is different for everybody.

Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?

Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don’t act out your dreams.

Essentially, retweets are like laughs.

Eugene Mirman is the Andy Warhol of comedy. People look to him for what’s next in comedy, and he emails these people back promptly. The Will to Whatevs put me in a great mood because I was laughing out loud. Alone. That’s hard to do.

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