Quotes by Noel Fielding

Noel Fielding

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.

Cat

Dog

Parks

Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse.

Dresses

Englishmen

Excuse

Goth Juice… The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.

Funny

Humor

Powerful

I always wanted to travel around and see lots of America, I’d never been to Boston, I’d never been to San Francisco even, so I’m quite excited to just go the places.

America

Boston

San Francisco

I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they’ll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.

Audience

Way

World

I couldn’t have invented crisps. … I don’t really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. … I invented apples. … I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil.

Funny

Humor

Men

I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.

Funny

Humor

Lying

I don’t hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.

Being Cool

Don't Hate

Hate

I don’t pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!

Picks

Stuff

I don’t really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn’t really a joke, just tiny moments.

Mean

Tiny

Way

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Age Difference

Ambition

America

Arses

Art

Audience

Bananas

Baseball

Being Cool

Black

Boston

Boys

Brother

Cat

Children

Circles

College

Comedy

Couple

Crowds

Dad

Dancing

Depressing

Dog

Don't Hate

Drawing

Dresses

Drug

Drunk

Dying

Eggs

Englishmen

Excuse

Eye

Fans

Fighting

Fingers

Flying

Football

Fun

Funny

Garden

Gay

Giving

Grace

Grandmother

Hair

Hate

Humor

Imagination

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Quotes by Noel Fielding

Noel Fielding

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.

Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse.

Goth Juice… The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.

I always wanted to travel around and see lots of America, I’d never been to Boston, I’d never been to San Francisco even, so I’m quite excited to just go the places.

I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they’ll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.

I couldn’t have invented crisps. … I don’t really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. … I invented apples. … I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil.

I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.

I don’t hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.

I don’t pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!

I don’t really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn’t really a joke, just tiny moments.

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