Quotes by Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen

A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you’re walking down a street and you spot a moose?

Gun

Moose

Spots

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

House

White

Wine

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

Government

Immigration

United States

As I’ve always said: The future lies ahead.

Lying

Said

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

Circles

Country

Wings

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

Dark

Doe

Rights

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

Deep Down

Happens

Shallow

Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.

Children

Ends

School

Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, ‘You must be joking.’

House

White

World

I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced – I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.

Men

Song

Years

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Alive

America

Arkansas

Arrested

Baby

Bags

Bars

Beautiful

Bird

Book

Born

Boys

Breast Cancer

Brother

California

Campaigns

Century

Children

Circles

Conclusion

Country

Credit

Dark

Debt

Deep Down

Doe

Doing Nothing

Drug

Dry

Effort

Ends

Enough

Eye

Fall

Fear

Fire

Forests

Girl

Good Job

Government

Growing

Growing Up

Gun

Half

Hands

Happens

Heart

Hey

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Quotes by Pat Paulsen

Pat Paulsen

A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you’re walking down a street and you spot a moose?

Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

As I’ve always said: The future lies ahead.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.

Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, ‘You must be joking.’

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