Quotes by Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

Closets

Wire

World

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.

Comedy

Rooms

World

An actor shouldn’t undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you’re better off not knowing.

Actors

Comedy

Knowing

As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I’ve used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you’re exhausted

Children

Joy

Thinking

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

Believability

Comedy

Realism

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Comedy

Conversation

Topics

I can’t even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

Hilarious

Humorous

Three

I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.

Bags

House

People

I don’t always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I’ll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.

Meals

Simple

Trying

I don’t know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he’s funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

Hell

Mystery

Recycling

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Actors

Adamant

Alcoholics

Annoyed

Auctions

Bags

Beautiful

Believability

Belts

Body

Children

Closets

Comedian

Comedy

Conversation

Couple

Cowboy

Dad

Dining

Doctors

Dollars

Dresses

Eight

Faces

Family

Father

Following

Food

Funny

Gay

Glad

Glasses

Half

Ham

Happiness

Hate

Hell

Hilarious

House

Humorous

Husband

Hypocrite

Ifs

Interest

Interesting

Joy

Kitchen

Knowing

Knows

Laughter

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Quotes by Paul Lynde

Paul Lynde

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.

An actor shouldn’t undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you’re better off not knowing.

As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I’ve used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you’re exhausted

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

I can’t even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.

I don’t always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I’ll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.

I don’t know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he’s funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

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