Quotes by Paul Reiser

Paul Reiser

A friend told me to listen to my heart. Another friend told me to listen to my gut. Maybe I need an autopsy, because right now my colon is kind of iffy.

Heart

Kind

Needs

A new child in the house is a huge tourist attraction. It’s like Disneyland, except there the lines are longer and no one brings casseroles.

Children

House

Tourists

And after you’ve done the acting, there’s a lot of places you can put your input – in the editing, in the production of it, in the rewriting of it and so on

Acting

Done

Editing

And in that time, I lost my dad and had kids of my own. It was like, OK, I get it now. I know what fatherhood is all about. And you look at your parents differently

Dad

Kids

Parent

As you get older you realize your parents don’t look so dumb – and that you’re not as smart as you thought you were.

Dumb

Parent

Smart

But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it’s also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this baby. And that’s the thing I still can’t get over

Baby

Joints

Venture

But the two of them together, broke my heart. Olympia and Peter, those scenes… When they’re kissing in their 20s and then kissing in their 70s, that’s what it is. And they had never met five minutes before they shot those scenes.

Heart

Kissing

Two

But you get past that and realize you have to let go of what you think you want. There’ll be plenty of time for that later. Right now, go and be with that baby. Just play with this beautiful little boy

Baby

Beautiful

Letting Go

By shrewdly linking procreation to an act likely to make you stupid with excitement, God has seen to it that Life does indeed go on. It’s possible, by the way, that this is why God’s name comes up so often in the middle of the act; it’s a salute to the author: Hey, whoever made this up – thanks.

Doe

Names

Stupid

Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We’d be fun together

Fun

Thinking

Together

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Comedian

Comedy

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Cute

Cutting

Dad

Dating

Daughter

Development

Different

Dirty

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Dog

Done

Dope

Dream

Dumb

Easy

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Exclamation Points

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Fans

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Fields

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Quotes by Paul Reiser

Paul Reiser

A friend told me to listen to my heart. Another friend told me to listen to my gut. Maybe I need an autopsy, because right now my colon is kind of iffy.

A new child in the house is a huge tourist attraction. It’s like Disneyland, except there the lines are longer and no one brings casseroles.

And after you’ve done the acting, there’s a lot of places you can put your input – in the editing, in the production of it, in the rewriting of it and so on

And in that time, I lost my dad and had kids of my own. It was like, OK, I get it now. I know what fatherhood is all about. And you look at your parents differently

As you get older you realize your parents don’t look so dumb – and that you’re not as smart as you thought you were.

But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it’s also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this baby. And that’s the thing I still can’t get over

But the two of them together, broke my heart. Olympia and Peter, those scenes… When they’re kissing in their 20s and then kissing in their 70s, that’s what it is. And they had never met five minutes before they shot those scenes.

But you get past that and realize you have to let go of what you think you want. There’ll be plenty of time for that later. Right now, go and be with that baby. Just play with this beautiful little boy

Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We’d be fun together

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