Baby Quotes by Paul Reiser

Paul Reiser

The first time I tried to put a new diaper on my baby, I yanked the little Velcro strap too jerkily and actually punched the little guy in the jaw. A real solid shot, too. I knew instinctively that this could not be correct. Unless you’re specifically trying to raise a welterweight, continual deliverance of powerful uppercuts is not advised when handling newborns.

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Powerful

Real

Paul Reiser

The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push.

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Children

Funny

Paul Reiser

The simple combination of letters and sounds you select as a name for your baby can result in a life of carefree coolness or decades of expensive therapy. Hi, I’m Jake versus Hi, I’m… Tapioca

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Names

Simple

Paul Reiser

There was a period where our child’s birth was getting really close, and we still had nothing. We were dangerously close to calling him Untitled Baby Project.

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Calling

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Paul Reiser

They’re not the sharpest people – babies. So, you must be everything to them.

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Comedy

People

Paul Reiser

When people talk about wanting to have children someday, what they really mean is that they want babies. Nobody wants an angry adolescent. Nobody wants an obnoxious seven-year-old trying to wear out dirty words they just learned in school that day. What they really want is cute, adorable babies who love you and need you. The bad stuff is just the price you agree to pay for having the good stuff.

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Acting

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Cutting

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Exclamation Points

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Fans

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Fields

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Funny

Games

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Goal

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Guy

Half

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Helen

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Letting Go

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Nice

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Obvious

October

Orange Juice

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Play

Powerful

Practice

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Productive

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Pyramids

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Selfish

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Want

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Winning

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Work Out

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Yelling

Baby Quotes by Paul Reiser

The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push.

The simple combination of letters and sounds you select as a name for your baby can result in a life of carefree coolness or decades of expensive therapy. Hi, I’m Jake versus Hi, I’m… Tapioca

There was a period where our child’s birth was getting really close, and we still had nothing. We were dangerously close to calling him Untitled Baby Project.

They’re not the sharpest people – babies. So, you must be everything to them.

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