Quotes by Pseudonymous Bosch

Pseudonymous Bosch

Truth is only stranger than fiction if you’re a stranger to the truth. Which means you’re either a liar or you’re fictional.

Fiction

Liars

Mean

USE COMMON SENSE. If somebody offers you a thousand dollars for this book, chances are their motives are not pure. Then again, a thousand dollars is a lot of money. Take the money and run.

Book

Common Sense

Running

Veronica ran out to tell Amber the shocking news – and returned in less than a minute with another message for Yo-Yoji: “Amber says she was watching and she knows you got in detention on purpose,” she said breathlessly. “Because you have a crush on Cass!” Cass’s ears instantly turned red. Max-Ernest looked like he’d been hit by a truck.

Crush

Messages

Red

Very little in this world makes sense.

Littles

This World

World

When I was younger, I loved graveyards. They weren’t spooky so much as mysterious. Each tombstone another story to uncover. Another life to learn about. Now that I’m older – I won’t say how old – I hate graveyards. The only life – or rather death – I see in the tombstones is my own.

Hate

Stories

Tombstone

Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.

Chocolate

Sock

Who needs to go somewhere when you can read about it.

Book

Needs

Why did so many grown-ups want to be young, she wondered, when it took so long to grow old? It was like going on a million-mile road trip then wanting to turn around without getting out of the car.

Car

Long

Want

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You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children.

Adults

Children

People

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Able

Adults

Answers

Attention

Bed

Book

Car

Causes

Children

Chocolate

Common Sense

Crush

Cry

Dictator

Dog

Doors

Ends

Experts

Fallen

Fantastic

Feelings

Fiction

Finals

Forget

Fun

Giving

Gone

Good Way

Harm

Hate

Heart

Hungry

Ideas

Jester

Kids

Kind

Known

Laughing

Liars

Littles

Long

Madmen

May

Mean

Messages

Mind

Mysterious

Names

Needs

Never Forget

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Quotes by Pseudonymous Bosch

Pseudonymous Bosch

Truth is only stranger than fiction if you’re a stranger to the truth. Which means you’re either a liar or you’re fictional.

USE COMMON SENSE. If somebody offers you a thousand dollars for this book, chances are their motives are not pure. Then again, a thousand dollars is a lot of money. Take the money and run.

Very little in this world makes sense.

When I was younger, I loved graveyards. They weren’t spooky so much as mysterious. Each tombstone another story to uncover. Another life to learn about. Now that I’m older – I won’t say how old – I hate graveyards. The only life – or rather death – I see in the tombstones is my own.

Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.

Who needs to go somewhere when you can read about it.

Why did so many grown-ups want to be young, she wondered, when it took so long to grow old? It was like going on a million-mile road trip then wanting to turn around without getting out of the car.

Xxxx xxxx x xxxx, xxxxx xxx x xxx xxx x xxxx. Xxxx xxxx xxxx x xxxxx xxxx xx Xxxxxxx.

You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children.

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