Motor Oil Quotes

Chuck Palahniuk

For thousands of years, human beings had screwed up and trashed and crapped on this planet, and now history expected me to clean up after everyone. I have to wash out and flatten my soup cans. And account for every drop of used motor oil. And I have to foot the bill for nuclear waste and buried gasoline tanks and landfilled toxic sludge dumped a generation before I was born.

Feet

Motor Oil

Years

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Wendelin Van Draanen

Holly, I understand that you are upset because Gemma pulled down your ants, but why did you think pouring motor oil inside her backpack is the way to solve the problem?

Motor Oil

Thinking

Upset

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Renny Harlin

I became a real Shell Motor Oil expert, and I did this 25-minute film. It turned out really well and, as a result, they offered me more work and lots of commercials to direct.

Experts

Motor Oil

Real

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John Lasseter

Slice open one of my veins and cartoons will pour out; open another vein and you’ll get a flood of motor oil.

Cartoon

Motor Oil

Veins

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Jonathan Haidt

Trying to run Congress without human relationships is like trying to run a car without motor oil. Should we be surprised when the whole thing freezes up?

Car

Motor Oil

Running

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