Rocks Quotes by LIZ

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I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.

Cases

Rocks

LIZ

I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

Doctors

Eye

Rocks

LIZ

If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn’t see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.

Children

Father

Rocks

LIZ

My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.

Good Luck

Mom

Rocks

LIZ

There ain’t no party like a Liz Lemon party ’cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

Liz

Party

Rocks

LIZ

Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn’t cried once today? This moi.

Rocks

Thumbs

Two

LIZ

You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.

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Rocks Quotes by LIZ

I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.

I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn’t see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.

My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.

There ain’t no party like a Liz Lemon party ’cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn’t cried once today? This moi.

You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.

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Timothy Zahn

Marty Stuart

Joan Jett

John Cusack

Mark Twain

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