Funny Quotes by Mickey Rooney

Mickey Rooney

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.

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Marriage

Wedding

Mickey Rooney

I’m the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

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Marriage

Men

Mickey Rooney

If I ever complain to an agent about anything, he always has a pained look on his face, like, “How can you be so ungrateful? Why, Mick, I just named my yacht after you!”

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Ungrateful

Mickey Rooney

Nowadays, it is fashionable for agents to be out. When you call them, they’re always “out.” It’s in, you see, to be out. If they’re in, they’re out. So, they’re always out. That way, they’ll be in.

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Funny Quotes by Mickey Rooney

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.

I’m the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

If I ever complain to an agent about anything, he always has a pained look on his face, like, “How can you be so ungrateful? Why, Mick, I just named my yacht after you!”

Nowadays, it is fashionable for agents to be out. When you call them, they’re always “out.” It’s in, you see, to be out. If they’re in, they’re out. So, they’re always out. That way, they’ll be in.

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Fritz Sauckel

Denis Diderot

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Harry Hill

E. B. White

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