Thinking Quotes by Richard Jeni

Richard Jeni

I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.

Regret

Tattoo

Thinking

Richard Jeni

I think that’s how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, ‘Gee, I’m enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn’t cold enough. Let’s go west.’

Funny

New York

Thinking

Richard Jeni

It’s always the guy who gets the diarrhea on the commercial at an inconvenient moment. As if you’ve ever been in a situation: ‘You know, this would be a great time to get the runs, you think? I mean the sun’s out, we’re on the ferris wheel – what are we waiting for?

Mean

Running

Thinking

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Judd Hirsch

Aliens

America

Angel

Animal

Average

Average Person

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Beach

Belief

Believe

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Birth Control

Bleeding

Broke

Cameras

Care

Careers

Carrots

Catholic

Chairs

Children

Choices

Cloning

Country

Couple

Death

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Divorce

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Doors

Doubt

Dream

Each Day

Eight

Epidemics

Example

Eye

Feet

Fifty

Fighting

Fire

Firsts

Flying

Football

Funny

Gay

Girl

Giving

Gun

Guy

Half

Happens

Hindenburg

Hypocrite

Ifs

Illegal

Imaginary Friend

Important

Jobs

Kids

Killing Each Other

Lasts

Leisure Activities

Levels

Life

Littles

Live In The Moment

Lobster

Looks

Los Angeles

Luck

Lying

Marriage

Married

Matter

May

Mean

Men

Military

Mom

Mother

Naked

Needs

New York

Night

Nightmare

Nuts

Obesity Epidemic

Our Lives

Paper

Party

People

Persons

Problem

Purpose

Rabbits

Real

Regret

Religious

Revenge

Romance

Running

Sandwiches

Sex

Shoes

Six

Sleep

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Sports

Success

Sunday

Tanks

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Team

Thinking

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Tree

Twenties

Two

Ugly

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Years

Yelling

Yoga

Zero

Thinking Quotes by Richard Jeni

I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.

I think that’s how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, ‘Gee, I’m enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn’t cold enough. Let’s go west.’

It’s always the guy who gets the diarrhea on the commercial at an inconvenient moment. As if you’ve ever been in a situation: ‘You know, this would be a great time to get the runs, you think? I mean the sun’s out, we’re on the ferris wheel – what are we waiting for?

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