Thinking Quotes by Steve Allen

Steve Allen

Impartial observers from other planets would consider ours an utterly bizarre enclave if it were populated by birds, defined as flying animals, that nevertheless rarely or never actually flew. They would also be perplexed if they encountered in our seas, lakes, rivers, and ponds, creatures defined as swimmers that never did any swimming. But they would be even more surprised to encounter a species defined as a thinking animal if, in fact, the creature very rarely indulged in actual thinking.

Animal

Swimming

Thinking

Steve Allen

Without laughter life on our planet would be intolerable. So important is laughter to us that humanity highly rewards members of one of the most unusual professions on earth, those who make a living by inducing laughter in others. This is very strange if you stop to think of it: that otherwise sane and responsible citizens should devote their professional energies to causing others to make sharp, explosive barking-like exhalations.

Humanity

Laughter

Thinking

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Assumption

Atheist

Balance

Believe

Bible

Black

Car

Chinese

Christian

Civilization

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Destructive

Dog

Energy

Evil

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Fire

Forever

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Funny

Goes On

Government

Gratitude

Hands

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Jealous

Jesus

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Mao

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People

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Punishment

Real

Religion

Religious

Sacrifice

Self

Sex

Should

Smoking

Swimming

Thinking

Today

Tonight

United States

Wall

Water

Wish

Years

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