Music Quotes by Victor Borge

Victor Borge

…the elephant smoked too much.

Elephants

Music

Too Much

Victor Borge

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

Funny

Humorous

Music

Victor Borge

I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?

Eggs

Factory Workers

Music

Victor Borge

It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.

Humorous

Music

Snakes

Victor Borge

Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.

Funny

Humorous

Music

Victor Borge

The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.

Funny

Humorous

Music

Victor Borge

They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.

Funny

Humorous

Music

Victor Borge

Well, all’s fair in love, war and fooling the critics.

Funny

Music

War

Victor Borge

When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.

Funny

Music

Sarcastic

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Dad

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Dog

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Eggs

Elephants

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Eye

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Father

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Found

Funny

Government

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Hate

Heaven

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Joy

Keys

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Legs

Logic

Long

Masters

May

Men

Military

Mind

Money

Mother

Moved

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Musical

Needs

Never Forget

Nice

Oboes

Opera

People

Piano

Pieces

Play

Reading

Relationship

Remember

Request

Responding

Saloons

Sarcasm

Sarcastic

Shapes

Sleep

Smile

Snakes

Sound

Three

Too Much

Two

Want

Want Something

Wanted

War

White

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Youth

Music Quotes by Victor Borge

…the elephant smoked too much.

Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?

It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.

Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.

The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.

They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.

Well, all’s fair in love, war and fooling the critics.

When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.

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